How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split