How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !