How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away