How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

School Jokes More School Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams