How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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A big mac.

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Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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He got a way with words.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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In square feet.

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because that's what they measure.