How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

School Jokes More School Jokes

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.