Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
because he only came once a year
The snowblower came around
Your car.
A Mini Golf.
Well, it worked with the slaves.
You can punch information into a computer.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
So they don't whistle on the way down.
A tardigrade!
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
Oooohms