What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.