What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.