What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.