A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Canteloupe
Because then it would be a foot.
The tomato is red.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A lickalottapuss.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
