What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog