What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case