What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.