What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.