What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!