What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes