What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."