Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!