Cause they be quacking jokes
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
The punchlines are too long.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
An egg in a duck.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
They were selling quack in the park.