When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.