When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.