When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.