When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.