Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!