Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict