Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Quack Addict Jokes More Quack Addict Jokes

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!