Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict