asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!
Removed
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Oops
He kept making rash decisions.
Because we're too afraid to go outside