He didn't want no scrubs
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Everything's gonna be all white.
Because he cauterize.
His medical license was doctored.
Suture self!
A surgeon.
God knows he's not a surgeon.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Oops
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
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the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
They will never listen to Logic or Reason.
He snooker in!
Because it worked with slavery
Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!
It was the only way he could send it.
It's the only way they can get love.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because he who did the rhyme did the crime
She fell out of the tree.
His fall.
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
He was convicted of crepe.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!
Cause he been solo.
Insufficient funds.
