He didn't want no scrubs
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Everything's gonna be all white.
Because he cauterize.
His medical license was doctored.
Suture self!
A surgeon.
God knows he's not a surgeon.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Oops
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
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the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
To make a difference.
Silicone Valley
He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.
Because of tooth decade!
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
They wanted to see it crack up!
We want our land back!!
Cheesus
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
The second coming of Jess.
They'd form pigget lines.
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.
A neural network.
A dentist
