Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What's next, thought crimes?

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window