What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.