What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops