What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things