What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things