What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.