What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!