What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.