Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.