Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."