Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!