Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.