Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!