What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok