What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.