What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.