Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?

Euthanasia