Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.