Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?

Euthanasia