Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

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What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?

Euthanasia