Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

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What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia?

Euthanasia.

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.