Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language