Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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What's your first language then?

M. "Emoji."

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.