What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.