What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.