What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.