What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What do you call a Greek arsonist?

A

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

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What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup