What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"