What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.