Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

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Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Detention Jokes More Detention Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"