Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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They're robots in da skies.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Bolt upright.

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He's super clingy.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.