Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

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