He nuts and bolts
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A cross-threader
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
Washer? I don't even know 'er!"
Bolt upright.
Nuts and bolts
I'm sari.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Because it was screwed up!
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Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Nut and bolt
He screws, nuts, and bolts
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
A towel full of loads
To get the Yolk Rite.
Deez Nutz
Because he came second.
Because women love digging up the past.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
It ends.
A small medium at large.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
Nuts & bolts!
Because he ate pizza before it was cool.
A sandy hook
