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This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
Maybe it's maple leaf.
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
