Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

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What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."