Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."