Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.