What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.