She kept running away from the ball
She didn't have the balls to do it
You look quite put-together this evening.
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Because they're always footing the bill.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
