Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball