She kept running away from the ball
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
They ketchup.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
Kick boxing
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.
She choked.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?