Baseball Team Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?

The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

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