Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

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Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

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When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.