What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!