Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.