Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!