Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!