Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

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What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.