Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

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What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.