Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Arrrr-thritis

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To teach their kids how to walk.

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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Fish and Ships

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She wanted to wash up on shore

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Shore.

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6 foot of snot

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An elephant with spare parts !el

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.