Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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You just walk into it

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Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Anchor.

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With their eyes shut !

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Shore.

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Nothing, it just waved.

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Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.