What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

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What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.