What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....