What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

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What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore