What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.