How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."