How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."