How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."