How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."