How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."