Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker