Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?