Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.