What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

Zombie Apocalypse Jokes More Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...