What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...