What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...