What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

removed

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ