Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!