Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.