Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!