How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.