How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.

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What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe