How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe