Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe