What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...