What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.