What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Hippocampus!

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe