They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
News of the elections is getting old.
Because he was bin laden.
It was Bin-Laden
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
A Daesh washer.
Ask apple to open the backdoor.