What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes More Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Backdoor Jokes More Backdoor Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.