What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes More Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What was Bin Laden's favourite brand?

Jihadidas.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Backdoor Jokes More Backdoor Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea