What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes More Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What is Bin Laden's Favorite Football Team?

New York Jets

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Backdoor Jokes More Backdoor Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.