What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes More Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What was Bin Laden's favourite brand?

Jihadidas.

What is Bin Laden's Favorite Football Team?

New York Jets

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Backdoor Jokes More Backdoor Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea