What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.