What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper?

TWOOO PLANES!!

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.