What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.