What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.