Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

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Decalfinated.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy