Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw