Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw