Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.