Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.