Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay