Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah