Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"