Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.