Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"