Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"