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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.