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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.