Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Stack Jokes More Stack Jokes

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!