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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)