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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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