Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*