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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL