I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
And he goes: " rrrrRough "
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
Escargot stolen.
A Redditor.
Of course, there's , but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Brent out of shape !
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
Because they can't even...
I'm a cashew!
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
