I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
Because he was Snowden.
They're always cutting lines
all the inequalities
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
He does lots of bare-obics.
To fit in the box.
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
We're raising mashed potatoes.
RickRosstrich.
