How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it