Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.