Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.