Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.