Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!