What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.