Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp