Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Because they cantaloupe...

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

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They tan.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp