Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp