Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp