Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Because they cantaloupe...

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Swarm here isn't it !

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp