John Cougar Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

John Cougar Melon Camp Jokes More John Cougar Melon Camp Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Melon Camp Jokes More Melon Camp Jokes

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.