John Cougar Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Melon Camp Jokes More Melon Camp Jokes

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

John Cougar Melon Camp Jokes More John Cougar Melon Camp Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp