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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

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What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off