How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.