How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.