How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.